We have recently learned that
discreet housewives can't say
goodbye to weight-loss experts;
that hot Chinese girls never
complete auto repairs or
trick local Jewish singles;
and that the president waived
the sexy visions of beautiful
married women.
But, what if technology could
restore youthful hair?
You could already be longer,
harder, stronger, more... You
still have time to change
your perfect panty,
sell your timeshare, or browse
profiles of love through faith.
This 10-second holiday could prevent your heart attack.
(c) 2014, by Hannah Six
*Once again, thank you, spammers, for providing such bountiful material and inspiration!
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